For many Christians, the time of Lent is dedicated to 40 days of prayer and fasting. While most will give up red meat, caffeine, or Girl Scout cookies, the main character of 40 Days and 40 Nights has decided to give up sexual activity. I’m sure that’s not exactly what the religious order had in […]
Seeing horror movies has turned me into Morgan Freeman in Seven grizzled, embittered and always expecting the worst. Don’t believe me? Watch Halloween: Resurrection, They, 13th Child, and House of the Dead in the course of a year and see what you become. Still, I’m always rooting for horror movies because you’re never as alive
I can’t remember the last time I’ve seen a movie as thoroughly bad as 13th Child. And I don’t mean bad in a Halloween: Resurrection way where you can laugh a bit at the stupidity and go home none the worse for wear. I mean the kind of complete awfulness that Joe Queenan devotes a
Take a little Braveheart, take a little Beowulf. Mix them together with a bit of The Goonies, and you’ve got yourself The 13th Warrior. Here, at last, is a movie that is exactly what you expect it’s going to be. From the opening scene, where Ahmed Ibn Fahdlan (Banderas) is shipped across the world for
The title is actually an apt reference to Andy Warhol’s “fifteen minutes of fame,” but that doesn’t mean it isn’t too long. Slow, plodding, and so far-fetched it stretches the boundaries of “suspension of disbelief,” 15 Minutes does very little with a good cast, hoping instead you’ll bite into its shock value and simply love
1999 Madeleine, is a film that I am sure I will praise when I have seen the entire, 10-film sequence. It is also a film that, at this point in time, is so incomplete, such an incompetent piece of storytelling, that part of the audience uttered a few laughs when the words “To Be Continued”
Rob Cohen’s The Fast and the Furious tapped into a subculture of gearheads and speed freaks as it transformed Vin Diesel and Paul Walker into overnight sensations. Its $145 million domestic gross guaranteed a sequel, even after Vin hit the brakes on his involvement. Not surprisingly, Diesel’s presence is missed in John Singleton’s lame 2
Following the funeral of his son-in-law, a father empathizes with his daughter by relating how he moved past the death of his wife, her mother. He reassures her that in spite of the hard times ahead, “life goes on.” She retorts, “That’s a lie. Life doesn’t go on.” Welcome to everyone’s life. Death is a
Like most art forms, music is complimentary, or commentary, for the age in which it is presented. Analogous to painting, the moving image, and literature the great arts we all lean on for sympathy and entertainment we find ourselves attracted to what we relate to or wish for, and end up with extra propulsion to
The motivation for this documentary was that, quite simply, Kinski was a madman, and working with him during shooting could be an exhausting, irritating affair, complete with scenes like this: “My Best Fiend” feels a little hollow, as if it was missing spools of footage, and a more complete analysis of Kinski’s life. Perhaps –
